So I have food poisoning. Again. A little over a month since I've had it for the first time. I've come to the conclusion that my body hates me.
Have you ever gotten the feeling that you're so hungry that you feel nauseous? That happened to me tonight... I ate a PB&J at around 10:00 PM and apparently since that's like the only solid thing I've eaten in the past two days, my body thinks that it is morning when really it is 12:21 AM and I need to sleep because I'd at least like to show up to class SOMETIME in my college career...
On top of that, my body is doing things to me that I shudder to mention on this blog or Facebook or Twitter or whatever else social media that I have been enslaved to.
I guess the bright side to all this is that I'm garnering the sympathy of everyone around me, right? Oh, and that I've had two days of class missed (soon to be three). It's like another Icepocalypse, only with my body!
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Well, this is an awkward way to end a blog post...
Bye!
Oh God Jeremy, you haven't been...experimenting, have you? You can tell me. I'm hip!
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